A parody Christmas song about Shark Tank based on the classic carol “12 Days of Christmas”.
Featured Products
Mensch on a Bench
Salad Sling
Drop Stop
Boobie Bar
DoorBot
CitiKitty
Squatty Potty
Spatty Daddy
Better Bedder
Wake ‘N Bacon
Toilet Timer
Guzzle Buddy
Vocals
Lyrics
On the 1st day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
A Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 2nd day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 3rd day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 4th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 5th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
5 DoorBots
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 6th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
6 CitiKitties
5 DoorBots
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 7th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
7 Squatty Potties
6 CitiKitties
5 DoorBots
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 8th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
8 Spatty Daddies
7 Squatty Potties
6 CitiKitties
5 DoorBots
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 9th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
9 Better Bedders
8 Spatty Daddies
7 Squatty Potties
6 CitiKitties
5 DoorBots
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 10th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
10 Wake N Bacons
9 Better Bedders
8 Spatty Daddies
7 Squatty Potties
6 CitiKitties
5 DoorBots
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 11th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
11 Toilet Timers
10 Wake N Bacons
9 Better Bedders
8 Spatty Daddies
7 Squatty Potties
6 CitiKitties
5 DoorBots
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench
On the 12th day of Shark Tank
My true shark sent to me:
12 Guzzle Buddies
11 Toilet Timers
10 Wake N Bacons
9 Better Bedders
8 Spatty Daddies
7 Squatty Potties
6 CitiKitties
5 DoorBots
4 Boobie Bars
3 Drop Stops
2 Salad Slings
And a Mensch Sitting on a Bench